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Christopher was unique. He tried learning to drive at the age of 2 and a half, but the police weren't fooled by his fake ID... so he
flattened some daisies in protest.
Chris


AKA: Christopher Emberton

 

What is there to say about Chris that hasn’t been shouted far louder already? How about this, from his school report (age 13):

 

 “Chris seems to believe he is Peter Pan, living in Never-Never Land

Mrs Murray

 

And who could argue with that? Fortunately, Chris has since grown into a mature and responsible adult, who spends his days spending money and styling his hair. One day he hopes to be like his idol Tim from Big Brother, and he practices his “Comprendez?” in the mirror daily.



Email: chris@embertonhome.co.uk





Chris as a not-so-innocent first year. Note the horns, which the photographer thoughtfully masked with some mishapen hair...