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Joseph basked in the glory of being known as the cutest little boy at Exton Primary school. This enraged the other pupils so much, that in fear he went and hid in the long grass, at the back of the school... By the time Joe finally managed to find his way out, he had a fully grown beard and moustache.
Joe


AKA: Joseph Emberton

 

Now how does mum say it? I think you’ll find “bone idle” is the precise term of phrase. I can think of a few others, but this is a family website…

 

It’s not his fault of course, as Joseph is fond of reminding us, because he really IS just too gorgeous / intelligent / completely-perfect. It must be hard being all of those things and actually doing stuff at the same time.




Email: joseph@embertonhome.co.uk




Joseph managed to maintain an outward appearance of suprising cool... considering he has just whizzed on the electric fence.